Tips for if you're getting drunk: Eat

It'll burn if you don't, you won't have a good time and the drink will hit hard and fast. Will you act dumb?? Probably not if you don't want to, the poor judgement comes from excess.

If you're gonna try something and you don't mind the taste, cheap tequila, one shot for first timers and check your tolerance from there. IF you do mind the taste (won't blame you), just go for something prepared.

For the feeling? You'll feel light, almost floaty, and not only your head will be spinny, your whole body will. You won't get a hangover from being tipsy (unless its genetic, I don't get hangovers at all), hangovers also come from excess.